myterrortwinandi:

danithinksoddthings:

somethingderse:

a-short-history-of-nothing:

xtraordinarynyu:

Avengers Facebook Posts xD

omfg

FUCKIN’ Hawkeye though

THAT LAST ONE

DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX

“Have Hawkeye help you out, im sure hes not doing anything important right now”

FUCKING LOL.

makhon:

inbluedresses:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

kibatheinsaneravenclaw:

captainseverusblackheart:

ghastlygrimandancientraven:

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.

Because some chocoholics marry albinos

Because some information brokers marry bodyguards

Because some consulting criminals marry consulting detectives

Because some spiders marry dogs

Because some demons marry reapers

Because some countries marry other countries

Because some weapons marry their meister

Because some Polar Bears that run Cafés marry tough Grizzly Bears

Because some ninjas who manipulate shadows marry ninjas with heightened senses and red face tattoos

Because some Trickster Gods marry Norse Gods of Thunder

Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals

Because some Doctors marry Consulting Detectives

Because some Hunters Marry Angels

Because some Warlocks Marry Dollop Headed Princes

Because some Doctors marry Masters

Because some Time Agents marry Office Boys

Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists

Because some brothers marry their bro— hey wait a second.

Because some sourwolves marry adderall addicts

…because, because, because, because, because, because… of the Wonderful Wizard of Oz…

… 

That’s totally how that went down.

…and then everyone who died in the book became a zombie and an apocalypse happened, which is when Tony Stark flew in from the future and killed all of the zombies in the name of love, and shawarma. Afterwards, a giant pig head with glasses on a stick came to Tony’s house and told him that it was his destiny to become a saucy Spanish dancer named Irontonio. The End. Until Rambo appeared and was defeated by aliens.

in-finate:

couldn’t even reply thats how speechless I am.
Reblog to show this person you care about them, and how disgusting society is.
it wont make your “blog ugly” it’ll show you give a fuck 

Dear society, stop being a jackass and be nice to people so they don’t do this. It doesn’t take more effort to be polite than it does to be a giant fuckwad.  

-reblogs again with different description-

WAIT. I KNOW. I KNOW, I KNOW WAIT. HEY TUMBLR, TUMBLR, TUMBLR, WAIT I KNOW, WAIT…

This.

 

liquid-thought:

juu-mensou:

1d-dream-s:

TIME ZONES

TIME

FUCKING

ZONES

STUPID TIME ZONES

This evil must be stopped.

Am I allowed to feel victimized by my own time zone? ‘Cause I don’t like having to get up at 9 in the morning and go to bed at 10 at night to be considered normal.

I should be allowed to be nocturnal all I want. FUQ DA POLIZ.

hiougi-city:

lexcanroar:

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think…

DING DING. SURPRISE.

potterdisneywholockgames:

slythdurrin:

That was basically my reaction to my friend’s new facebook cover. Even though I made it for her.

Still hilariously awesome.

SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS. 

EHEHEHEHEHE
That would be me she made that for! its fantastic. I call it Cumberhiddlesbowcat.

I call it Wendy. It’s my pride and joy.

EHEHEHEHEHEHE