did you know that if you go into your bathroom turn off the lights and say Spock three times fast he won’t appear in your mirror because that is illogical
just give me lesbian characters in popular media that arent used as queerbaiting or fetishized eyecandy for the male audience or portrayed as desperate to fuck every girl within the tri-state area or have internalized misogyny and a hatred of femininity like give me a girl who likes girls and who is also as a regular human being with morals
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what
why is american money so gross. like its all one colour, what the hell.
then you have fucking awesome colourful australian money right here:
i rest my case.
Aaah, the Australian money looks really pretty! Though I’m quite fond of the money here in Canada already.
Nah, America’s got colored money too
It’s funny how America compares everyone else’s money to Monopoly money but theirs still looks closer to Monopoly money than any other currency I’ve seen.
i refuse to respect other people’s views if they oppress me and so should you
do not let people tell you that you should respect oppressive or intolerant views and do not let them make you feel guilty when you don’t
Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting
Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.
I can’t tell if this is them being sarcastic assholes or not