Avengers: The Aftermath
Loki: How dare you deny me shawarma.
Thor: Brother I apologise it was not my idea.
Tony: I blame Bruce. The giant green rage monster denied you shawarma.
Bruce: Wait, what? I--- okay?
Natasha: Just go with it, Bruce.
Clint: ...
Natasha: [glances at Clint] Clint...
Clint: ...
Steve: [anxiously eyeing Clint and Natasha] ...
Loki: Do you take me for a fool? Clearly it was the archer.
Clint: I have a name, you know my name, and it wasn't me.
Loki: It seems to have slipped my mind. Was it, denier of shawarma who will pay dearly? Ah yes, I remember now. Barton. Silly me, I can't believe I mixed those two names up.
Clint: What are you going to do? Kidnap me and make me watch you eat shawarma while I starve?
Loki: What a novel idea...
Tony: How about I get you that drink and some shawarma, and we call it even?
Loki: If you get me the drink, the shawarma, and allow me to use Barton as a foot rest for the rest of the day, we have a deal.
Natasha: Deal.
Clint: I hate you all.
Steve: Sorry...
Posted 11 months ago; June 6th, 2012. 5:39AM.
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