"I can't do that, Dave."

spaustriastuck: dennys: EXERCISE EX-ER-CISE EX-AR-SIZE EGGS-ARE-SIDES FOR BACON BACON who the...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:00:50 -0400

dennys:

EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACON

who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr

rogue-queen: did you know that if you go into your bathroom turn off the lights and say Spock three...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:00:45 -0400

did you know that if you go into your bathroom turn off the lights and say Spock three times fast he won’t appear in your mirror because that is illogical

doctorwho: Please excuse this non-DW post but if you’ve seen...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:35:36 -0400

doctorwho:

Please excuse this non-DW post but if you’ve seen Orphan Black, this is something you might want to get behind.

bbcamerica:

orphanblack:

For Your Consideration: Tatiana Maslany, for All the Awards

We are pleased to announce the Extremely Unofficial Tatiana Maslany For All the Awards Campaign. We motion that all awards awarded be given directly to Tatiana Maslany, including, but not limited to:

Emmys

Youth Indoor Travel Soccer Trophies

Grammys

World’s Greatest Dad Coffee Mugs

Girl Scout Badges

Olympic Gold Medals

Desk Clocks Companies Give Employees for 20+ Years of Service

I Can Read! Certificates

TIME Person of the Year

Match.com Highlighted Member

…and so on.

You can participate in the campaign by creating homages/fan art/videos/interpretive dances to Tatiana right here on Tumblr. Tag it with:

#Tatiana Maslany For All the Awards

…and we will reblog our favorites. We will tweet them to the masses. We will Facebook and “Like” it.

Since this is an Extremely Unofficial campaign, we will be straight with you - we really want our girl to get recognized for her phenomenal work on Orphan Black.

So let’s go get her some awards, eh, Clone Club?

x OB Tumblr

#EmmyForMaslany

Our name is Doctor Who Tumblr and we support this message.

bonnibelbubblegum: just give me lesbian characters in popular media that arent used as queerbaiting...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:31:28 -0400

bonnibelbubblegum:

just give me lesbian characters in popular media that arent used as queerbaiting or fetishized eyecandy for the male audience or portrayed as desperate to fuck every girl within the tri-state area or have internalized misogyny and a hatred of femininity like give me a girl who likes girls and who is also as a regular human being with morals

lamamama: Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:24:27 -0400

lamamama:

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:21:44 -0400

bigstupidbaby: ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:00:43 -0400

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

kookyteen: i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ”...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:54 -0400

kookyteen:

i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:01:09 -0400

i am not a sorcerer: myalterknits: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: myalterknits:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:29:25 -0400

i am not a sorcerer: myalterknits: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: myalterknits:...:

potterdisneywholockgames:

myalterknits:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

myalterknits:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

i found butterbeer at an actual grocery store where i live

?????????

i will make a float with this shit and it will be magical

WHAT?
My dad bought me a magical cup that’s suppose…

What? Your both alive, and having butter beer parties without me?!??!

No but you can come when this magical hypothetical party occurs because BUTTER BEER OH MY GOD.

We can have a losery Hogwarts party thing… the Hufflepuff(s? as in the couple) must be invited also… and Jimmyjams Moriartyfarm McGryffindor.

whiteknightling: faytoh: solving-the-unsolvable: why is american money so gross. like its all one...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:11:16 -0400

whiteknightling:

faytoh:

solving-the-unsolvable:

why is american money so gross. like its all one colour, what the hell.

then you have fucking awesome colourful australian money right here:

i rest my case.

Aaah, the Australian money looks really pretty! Though I’m quite fond of the money here in Canada already.

Nah, America’s got colored money too

It’s funny how America compares everyone else’s money to Monopoly money but theirs still looks closer to Monopoly money than any other currency I’ve seen.

divascreech: i refuse to respect other people’s views if they oppress me and so should you do not...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:42:12 -0400

divascreech:

i refuse to respect other people’s views if they oppress me and so should you

do not let people tell you that you should respect oppressive or intolerant views and do not let them make you feel guilty when you don’t

fuck them

chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:00:47 -0400

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

thearchangeltrickster: the-absolute-funniest-posts: davidsreality: laughing-llama: Plot twist:...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:01:00 -0400

thearchangeltrickster:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

davidsreality:

laughing-llama:

Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting

Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

I can’t tell if this is them being sarcastic assholes or not

usbdongle: xeverdeen: im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:01:06 -0400

usbdongle:

xeverdeen:

im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY

#there’s another country? #how long has it been there

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:00:44 -0400

karlimeaghan: Simon Pegg as Montgomery Scott, dancing on the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:00:50 -0400

karlimeaghan:

Simon Pegg as Montgomery Scott, dancing on the set of Star Trek Into Darkness.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 23:01:05 -0400

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Fri, 10 May 2013 16:02:28 -0400

I got a great girl

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:41:15 -0400

I got a great girl